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  1. RaiST

    RaiST Daimi Üye

    Kayıt:
    24 Temmuz 2002
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    Meslek:
    linuxrocker
    Şehir:
    krynn
    Havalar soğuk forumda boş. Biraz içimiz ısınsız :D


    A file that big?
    It might be very useful.
    But now it is gone.
    - - - - - - - - - - -


    Yesterday it worked
    Today it is not working
    Windows is like that
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    Three things are certain:
    Death, taxes, and lost data.
    Guess which has occurred

    Having been erased,
    The document you're seeking
    Must now be retyped.


    - - - - - - - - - - - -
    Rather than a beep
    Or a rude error message,
    These words: "File not found."
    - - - - - - - - - - - -
    Serious error.
    All shortcuts have disappeared.
    Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
    - - - - - - - - - - - -
    The Web site you seek
    cannot be located but
    endless others exist
    - - - - - - - - - - - -
    Chaos reigns within.
    Reflect, repent, and reboot.
    Order shall return.
    - - - - - - - - - - - -
    ABORTED effort:
    Close all that you have.
    You ask way too much.
    - - - - - - - - - -

    First snow, then silence.
    This thousand dollar screen dies
    so beautifully.
    - - - - - - - - - - - -
    With searching comes loss
    and the presence of absence:
    "My Novel" not found.
    - - - - - - - - - - - -
    The Tao that is seen
    Is not the true Tao, until
    You bring fresh toner.
    - - - - - - - - - -

    Windows NT crashed.
    I am the Blue Screen of Death.
    No one hears your screams.
    - - - - - - - - - - - -
    A crash reduces
    your expensive computer
    to a simple stone.
    - - - - - - - - - - - -
    Error messages
    cannot completely convey.
    We now know shared loss.
     
  2. RaiST

    RaiST Daimi Üye

    Kayıt:
    24 Temmuz 2002
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    Meslek:
    linuxrocker
    Şehir:
    krynn
    The code was willing,
    It considered your request,
    But the chips were weak.


    -- Barry L. Brumitt

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    Printer not ready.
    Could be a fatal error.
    Have a pen handy?


    Server's poor response
    Not quick enough for browser.
    Timed out, plum blossom



    User Friendly: Supplied with a full color manual.

    Very User Friendly: Supplied with a disk and audiotape so the user need
    not bother with the full color manual.

    Version 1.0: Buggier than Maine in June; eats data.

    Version 1.1: Eats data only occasionally; upgrade is free, to avoid litigation
    by disgruntled users of Version 1.0.

    Version 2.0: The version originally planned as the first release, except for
    a couple of data-eating bugs that just won't seem to go away;
    no free upgrades or the company would go bankrupt.

    Version 3.0: The revision in the works when the company goes bankrupt.
     
  3. RaiST

    RaiST Daimi Üye

    Kayıt:
    24 Temmuz 2002
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    0
    Meslek:
    linuxrocker
    Şehir:
    krynn
    Hello World !
    How the way people code "Hello World" varies depending on their age and job:
    High School/Jr.High
    10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
    20 END


    First year in College
    program Hello(input, output)
    begin
    writeln('Hello World')
    end.


    Senior year in College
    (defun hello
    (print
    (cons 'Hello (list 'World))))


    New professional
    #include <stdio.h>

    void main(void)
    {
    char *message[] = {"Hello ", "World"};
    int i;
    for(i = 0; i < 2; ++i)
    printf("%s", message);
    printf("\n");
    }


    Seasoned professional
    #include <iostream.h>
    #include <string.h>
    class string
    {
    private:
    int size;
    char *ptr;
    public:
    string() : size(0), ptr(new char('\0')) {}
    string(const string &s) : size(s.size)
    {
    ptr = new char[size + 1];
    strcpy(ptr, s.ptr);
    }
    ~string()
    {
    delete [] ptr;
    }
    friend ostream &operator <<(ostream &, const string &);
    string &operator=(const char *);
    };

    ostream &operator<<(ostream &stream, const string &s)
    {
    return(stream << s.ptr);
    }
    string &string::eek:perator=(const char *chrs)
    {
    if (this != &chrs)
    {
    delete [] ptr;
    size = strlen(chrs);
    ptr = new char[size + 1];
    strcpy(ptr, chrs);
    }
    return(*this);
    }
    int main()
    {
    string str;
    str = "Hello World";
    cout << str << endl;
    return(0);
    }


    System Administrator
    #include <stdio.h>
    #include <stdlib.h>
    main()
    {
    char *tmp;
    int i=0;
    /* on y va bourin */
    tmp=(char *)malloc(1024*sizeof(char));
    while (tmp="Hello Wolrd"[i++]);
    /* Ooopps y'a une infusion ! */
    i=(int)tmp[8];
    tmp[8]=tmp[9];
    tmp[9]=(char)i;
    printf("%s\n",tmp);
    }

    Apprentice Hacker
    #!/usr/local/bin/perl
    $msg="Hello, world.\n";
    if ($#ARGV >= 0) {
    while(defined($arg=shift(@ARGV))) {
    $outfilename = $arg;
    open(FILE, ">" . $outfilename) || die "Can't write $arg: $!\n";
    print (FILE $msg);
    close(FILE) || die "Can't close $arg: $!\n";
    }
    } else {
    print ($msg);
    }
    1;

    Experienced Hacker
    #include <stdio.h>
    #include <string.h>
    #define S "Hello, World\n"
    main(){exit(printf(S) == strlen(S) ? 0 : 1);}


    Seasoned Hacker
    % cc -o a.out ~/src/misc/hw/hw.c
    % a.out
    Hello, world.


    Guru Hacker
    % cat
    Hello, world.

    New Manager (do you remember?)
    10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
    20 END


    Middle Manager
    mail -s "Hello, world." bob@b12
    Bob, could you please write me a program that prints "Hello, world."?
    I need it by tomorrow.
    ^D


    Senior Manager
    % zmail jim
    I need a "Hello, world." program by this afternoon.

    Chief Executive
    % letter
    letter: Command not found.
    % mail
    To: ^X ^F ^C
    % help mail
    help: Command not found.
    % damn!
    !: Event unrecognized
    % logout

    Research Scientist
    PROGRAM HELLO
    PRINT *, 'Hello World'
    END

    Older research Scientist
    WRITE (6, 100)
    100 FORMAT (1H ,11HHELLO WORLD)
    CALL EXIT
    END
     
  4. RaiST

    RaiST Daimi Üye

    Kayıt:
    24 Temmuz 2002
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    linuxrocker
    Şehir:
    krynn
    Let's look at a typical novice's session with the mighty ed:

    golem$ ed

    ?
    help
    ?
    ?
    ?
    quit
    ?
    exit
    ?
    bye
    ?
    hello?
    ?
    eat flaming death
    ?
    ^C
    ?
    ^C
    ?
    ^D
    ?
     
  5. Rapsodi

    Rapsodi Daimi Üye

    Kayıt:
    4 Ağustos 2002
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    Meslek:
    Unix Sys Admin.
    Şehir:
    /tmp/loop
    sondan bir onceki:super: